The Moira Monologues - Bowhouse Community Centre

Tickets £9
Written and Performed by Alan Bissett
Directed by Sacha Kyle

Contains the use of strong language. Suitable for age 18+

Meet Moira Bell, cleaner, single mother, and the hardest woman in Falkirk. Whether defending her wee dog Pepe from the local rottweiler, attempting to seduce a teacher, or belting out Diana Ross for the Scotia karaoke night, Moira is hilarious, hypnotic, frightening and heart-warming company.
Based on the stories and characters Alan encountered growing up in the Hallglen area, where The Moira Monologues first premiered, Moira, her long-suffering pal Babs, her neighbour (Bawface), her laddies (they’re gid laddies, but they canny take their hash) and her wee dug Pepe, have left audiences all over the country weak with laughter.

What they said:

An absolute classic of Scottish comedy.” – 4**** The Scotsman

Exquisitely constructed, not one scene finishing without a sharp punchline. Moira knows nothing of political correctness but has an unerring gift to tell it like it is.” – 4**** The Guardian

Moira Bell is a legend. A hilarious, but subtly smart work that takes society slowly apart” – 4**** – The Skinny

Ticket Deal

Also touring around Falkirk is More Moira Monologues and Moira in Lockdown Double Bill! Buy both 'The Moira Monologues’ and ‘More Moira Monologues/Moira in Lockdown Double Bill’ for £20 (saving of £4).

Bowhouse Community Centre

130 Bowhouse Rd, Grangemouth FK3 0BQ


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